And the Lord Warren spoke


From behind prison bars. Where Warren Jeffs, leader of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints PLUS God on earth, will live till his death from mortal age.
Nevertheless, clothed in divine light, His Holy Patriarch Warren issues from his cell orders to his family.

How church funds should be generated. Which congregation member will spiritually marry and earthly rape what 12 year old girl. Who has to be punished for committing sins against, um, God’s book. All this not through divine on-the-spot appearances, floating inches above the floor, but more practically through telephone, or by way of conversations with his visiting brother, prophet-in-command Lyle.

Funny. A telephone. His lordship Warren has condemned owning and using

  • bicycles
  • ATVs
  • trampolines
  • children’s toys

but not telephones?
His latest Condemnation is staggering. It’s headed towards a member who was found out having – SIN ALERT – sex with his wife. That is against Warren’s will, even if the man has been His faithful servant for 39 years. So in his infinite wisdom Lord Warren expelled his Adam and Eve from his sectarian paradise.

I doubt if this marriage is a legal affair in the first place, but that doesn’t matter. I always thought that this is what wives are for. Having the Word spread by procreation and this increasing the church population. There must be more to this story of ‘Thou shalt not fornicate.’

“Right now, they have all been told that they are not to live as husband and wife.”
- Joni Holm, who has many relatives in the church, in a talk with KSL TV in Salt Lake City.

Ah yes.
But Warren’s motives are still flabberghastly unfathomable to me. Don’t worry, I’m not losing sleep over it!

Yet angry I am. The prison where God on Earth stays, is a mess. Psycho Warren Jeffs manages to keep his weak-spined tribe together in absence. Jeffs is a psychological slave driver and free-will rapist of the worst kind and should not be able talk to anyone outside penitentiary walls, should not be allowed visitors at all. And if his followers lovingly fear him so much, they should chain themselves to the prison gates and refuse to eat and breath until their master is set free.

The huge problem with America is that 70-80% of the population is christian. So are the judges, the lawyers, the plaintiffs, the prison managers and their wardens. None have the fucking courage to disobey Warren Jeffs. It might insult and anger their own unfathomable god.

The church member spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the issue

Church member, you are a total asshole who still doesn’t realize you had most of your life screwed up by a loonybin character, you should sue the bejesus out of the prison organization and your co-sectarians.

Source.

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